I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
being related to a celebrity: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT
OMG WHEN HE LOOKS AT THE CAMERA AT THE END I JUST
(via irisowl)
- classmate: what are you reading
- me: (holds book up higher to show the cover while continuing to read)
Reblog if you’re older than ten and want to go to Disney Land
My sister thinks that I (aged 16) would be the oldest person there besides parents. Prove her wrong?
I AM ALMOST 22 AND ALL I WANT IN LIFE IS TO GO TO DISNEY LAND.
YOU TELL YOUR SISTER THAT
i want sex now
not until you’ve finished your broccoli
(Source: drivethruslut, via irisowl)
(Source: chained-wings, via helterskelterscenario)
(Source: a-seedy-old-man, via blurred-llines)
“Ralphie, like other rescue bats, likes to have a Snuggle Buddy to sleep with.”
Because bats need love too…
(via helterskelterscenario)
- waking up: no
